100 POSTS!!!

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Yes, very happy to announce, it is the 100th posting!!

Originally, Asquaredx2 was going to do this post, but he decided to pass it onto someone else...

So, on behalf of Asquaredx2, Ho5, Phleet, and... I guess G33K... he didn't do much...
we want to thank our frequent visitors, and hope you would keep on coming! Of course, we are trying to make this site better, so stay tuned for wonderful events!

Ok as a special 100th post! We are going to come up with an event! A LMOM TRIVIA*!!!

The winner wins great** prizes!!

*Only participants from Ottawa
**May not be so great...

To win this prize, you MUST answer all three questions correctly, as a reminder, LMOM members are not allowed to help, not allowed to participate, if found out that a certain player had an unfair advantage, the contest will be cancelled, and maybe renewed...

1. When did LMOM begin?
2. Where did it originally begin?
3. What was G33K's original name?

the first person to answer all 3 questions correctly will win..
to answer the questions, please send an email to:

www.lmom@gmail.com

for lmom team members, pm me for psswrd...

THIS CAN ALL BE SEARCHED, OR FOUND OUT ON THE INTERNET, IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, AND A PATIENCE YOU WILL FIND THE ANSWER!!


**PHLEET = JAMIE W
H05 = JOSH D
G33K = AADAM N
ASQUAREDX2 = ADAM S
N0N4M3 = YUXUAN G

now back to our original content...

Pokémon!

German pokemon?




Darth Vader Pokemon?



Natalie Portman Gansta Rap

Very Funny


Should Be Titles For OJ Simpson's Books...

(click on picture for more)

While we are here, I just want to hear you opnions about this guy, we are now 90% sure he commited this crime, and obviously, we should be put in jail...

but he's not! Because of one law, Double Jeopardy. Do you think, we should allow a second trial?

If so, why? If not, why?

Personally, I think so, because of incidents like these, plus, what good does it serve anyway? If a person didn't commit a crime, they don't need to go on trial for a second time, so they're guilty...

so why do we still have this law? I mean, everyone can see that this law is pretty much useless...



ANYWAYS... PEACE OUT

-=n0n4m3=-

Summatives and Such

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Well, it's summative time, and French class of course makes ours due so we have to stress on about it all through vacation. So im here to bring along some french humor:
http://yoyo.its.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/french/
Be sure to definitely check this out, i recommend looking at the french pronunciation and insulting french phrases. I've always wanted to know how to say "haven't the cops caught you yet?" in french. WARNING: You might take offence to some of the stuff on that site.

Anywho, as the TIK2O computers summative is also up and running, i will supply you with possibly the best joke known to humanity. You've probably all heard it but here goes...
Why do computer programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
Because DEC25 = OCT31!!!
Zomg. So... it's dutch christmas today so if any of you feel like putting out your clogs next to the fireplace, Sinter Klaus may put some oranges or something in it. Or coal.

Anyways, I'm off! Vrolijke Kerstmis aan allen,
H05

Update

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Inspiring message found here.

Alright, made a couple little changes to the site that may or may not make your life easier (at least, the infinitesimal portion you spend looking at this site easier).
Number One: comments will now appear in a pop-up window. This way, you can comment while not leaving the actual post page. I'm not sure if this is complicated by pop-up blockers, if it is please fill me in and if need be I will go back to the older system.
Number Two: I am now requiring word verification for comments. This may seem like a pain in the ass at first, but I've gotten alot of bot comment which I hope this will get rid of.
Number Three: I added a new member. More members = more posts = better. Or so I hope. Unless he's the second coming of g33k (curse your bi-annual posting.)
Number Four: None of you could care less about this one, but I got rid of "oddum's adventures" in the sidebar. It doesn't exist anymore. I'll hopefully add more links when I find good ones.

Right, that's about it, just checkin' in and filling you in on why an annoyingly white box pops up in when you try to comment.

~Asquaredx2

Long Time, No Post

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Wow..its probably been about a year since I last posted. Anyway, I thought I'd try my hand at a video post, so here goes:

300 fps: Retarded paintballers
Shotgunning! (Its not what you think)
Scary Movie 4 Clip <- Listen, don't watch
And Finally, a game, Thing Thing Arena 2

Remember, this is my FIRST video post. Nyah.

~g33k

P.S. Someone teach me how to embed video.

Webfilter Violations

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At school, don't you just hate it when you can't get onto those games sites you've been wanting to go on since grade 9? Well, we have a solution! http://p.ipzy.com is the site for you! All you have to do is uncheck all the boxes, then type in the URL you want to visit and click browse. It'll work for pretty much anything. However, I know it doesnt work for Facebook or other log-in places.

I especially hate it when you REALLY want to play some other good games when you're in the computer lab, and your teacher won't mind at all, seeing as they are dumb/dead/momentarilly knocked unconscious. http://www.frenchhelp.info changed my life XD. It is a site composed of two forms, one with "french help", and one with a games list full of games not blocked by the webfilter thing. All you gotta do it click and drag the screen to make both forms fit on the page. Simple as that.

Anyways, that's about it for my uber first post,
TTYL!!!1
H05

Stories from the Working Life

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Anyways, I decided this post wasn't going to be a vid post...

instead, I wanna get a few things off of my mind.

Working at Bulk Barn is fun, but sometimes the people... man, they just drive me OFF THE F***ING WALL...

Here are some events...

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Today, I was vacuuming, suddenly the power shuts off (this is normal, sometimes people unplugs it accidentally, this I can take), when I go back to plug it in again I meet the old fruit bag that unplugged my vacuum, she says:

"my buddy and I think this cord is too dangerous... so i unplugged it..."

right then, i was furious, i wanted to smack her! I worked 6 hours already, and have 2 more to go, I'm dead tired, and this imbecile unplugs my cord expecting me to stop vacuuming? WTF was wrong with her head?

think about it, vacuuming has to be done, anyone with an higher IQ than Bush knows that... do you want food that was half eaten by rats? or do you look on the ground, see the cord, then walk AROUND THE FU**ING THING?

ok, let's forget that, here's something else that she could've taken 30 seconds to think of, maybe, the person vacuuming can't do SHIT about this? maybe you have to talk to the manager, who DOESNT GIVE A FU** ABOUT THIS EITHER! but might have? maybe the manager, or better yet, the owner could change this..

how does stopping me from working so I get off work EVEN FU**ING LATER, benefit her?

she was my asshole of the day...

... ok ...

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Another day...

I was mopping, I had just finished this aisle, when suddenly a person decided to walk down it, she was looking directly at me, eye to eye and she smiled, said "Oh, I'm sorry." Continues to walk down the aisle, not EVEN looking at anything in the aisle! Meaning, she wasn't even look for ANYTHING in this FU**ING AISLE!

this is like, somebody cuts you, smiles and says "Oh, I'm sorry." then continues to cut you...

obviously not as extreme, but think about it... it's not hard...

... ok ...

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similar incident, except...

i finished mopping an aisle, we were 5 minutes from closing, an old bat hurries into the store, walks down my aisle to go to the next aisle...

first of all, you're NOT supposed to shop 5 minutes from closing,

second of all, you should LOOK at where you walk...

i had to fu**ing remop the aisle again... the second i was done, she comes, says "Excuse me" pushed me to the side, walks down the aisle, stops half way, gets something, then leaves...

ok... remop again...

i was almost done, and she walks down my aisle!

i wanted to... yes.. you guessed it, smack her silly...

... ok ...

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co-worker's experience...

she was a cashier, a person comes down, and puts hemp granola on the counter, (for those of you who didn't know, hemp granola has pumpkin seeds in it), cashier says,
"hemp granola..."
person: "no, pumpkin"

cash: "ok. hemp granola"

btw, it was hemp granola for sure...

person: "no! pumpkin!"

cash: "there's pumpkin in hemp granola, i know..."

person: "no! pumpkin!"

anyways, it took a while but finally, the person found out it was, in fact, hemp granola.

...ok....

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i am now done my long rant from the working life...

here are just some funny names for food products

there's a kind of cereal in the store called: Adventure Crunch!

who knows wat will be in ur next CRUNCH! (no, it just doesnt work for food products, especially cereals...)

and there's a kind of snack mix called: Garden of Eatin'

*no comment*

...... ok....

-=n0n4m3=-

For Business Class

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This is just an alternative for business class, if our CD doesn't work, so for our faithful viewers, if you really want to, go ahead and watch it, just commercials..


actually! do watch it, kinda funny...


Repetitive Ads



apparently, its applied to the forehead...



TV Commercial



wow, lotr-esque



JINGLE!!!



the juicy fruit jingle from 1989!!!!!!



if u dont understand the new commericals, it means they r tearing down the old and starting a fresh (ahahaha... get it?)...


This is kinda funny...




Random Video Dump (Yet again...)

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absolutely sry everyone, i've been really busy lately, and had no time

so here are some vi-D-Os

Lars the Emo Kid






Poor Guy





Cake For One - video powered by Metacafe



some good music...

Trapt - Headstrong





Killswitch Engage - Rose of Sharyn









Banned Mythbusters Episodes

lighting up a fart

Do girls pass gas?



Dancing on a pair of crutches!






Amazing What Technology Has Come To..

TED




_-=n0n4m3=-_

Lest We Forget...

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~Asquaredx2

ITS BIGGER THAN EVER!! ITS ME!!!

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so yes.. it is me (PLAY RO!!!)

first off some really cool costumes

TRANSFORMERS!!







play RO


Technology on a whole new level!




Printing out your breakfast?!

play RO


That Mitchell and Webb look (again)
the green clarinet



German SS Officers





play RO

Slimming Down With Steve







play RO

Family Guy

best 10





play RO

His Dad's New Mustang!
of course after this title, you know that hilarity will ensue



play RO

Amazing Keyboard Talent Show






play RO

the rest of their videos are really weird

Repeat

is our life so pointless?

pessimistic yet well made (open for discussions)



play RO