My Reasons For Inactivity

Sorry for not being able to fulfill my promise to you guys of updating in China. There were a number of reasons, and one major one was Blogspot was censored in China. I was also using dial-up so the loading times would have been unbearable. Plus, who really wants to write on this crappy website when they could be having fun in China.. (that's also my excuse for the other things I haven't done)

When I came back to Canada, I was jet-lagged and had appliances put on my teeth. From laziness, pain, general drowsiness, and I-just-don't-give-a-damn I have failed to update this website.

I solemnly swear that I will change.. *maybe*

Hopefully I will upload some other pictures, and tell you about what I saw, or what I did..

..ya..

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Another Vid Dump

So my last video dump before going to China.. I'll make plenty of tourism posts after I get there though.. Maybe..

Anyways

Extras (A British TV Show)









Derren Brown: Russian Scam




And the scam explained..




Derren Brown: Paying With Paper





Derren Brown: Gifts





Triumph The Insult Dog





See you guys later.. And I hope you guys have a great summer!

*edit* Thanks BQ

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Growing Up

This is going to be my last formal post before I go back to China, hopefully in China, the internet won't be too slow, so I can upload some pictures quickly, and have enough time to write about interesting events.

As for today's post..

Growing up is inevitable. We can't help it, we can't change it, and most importantly, we can't slow it down. Growing up can make a person happy, but it can also make a person sad. That goes without saying, and I'm sure I'm just saying everything you already know.

I don't care if you know or not, because this is my opinion.

Thinking about growing up, I feel excited, and want to do the things that a grown-up wants to do. But, I know in my heart I don't want to grow up. I don't want to face the responsibility. I'll be old quick, and all my friends will drift apart... We can help slow the drifting down, but you all know we won't be spending as much time together. Highschool is going to be over fast, and when that time comes, we can only look back at our times together as we are about to head off to different schools, cities, or even countries.

I asked many grade 12 students what their opinion about graduating is, everyone of them had the same response: "Bittersweet."

What a clichéd statement, but thinking about it, what's a better word to describe it? Our youthfulness is about to end. Observing my parents as they grow older, I start to realize, what will happen to us? Our memories starting to fail us, our physical abilities becomes limited, and we sleep earlier. Everyday is the same: wake up, eat, work, eat, work, go home, rest, sleep. Those of us with a cubicle job will feel even more confined, but what about the people doing physical labour.

Working at Bulk Barn really made me look at the world, looking at the people working there, I cannot help but feel sorry for them. What a sad life to lead. Earning just a bit above minimum wage. If you're the manager, you're better off compared to the workers, but even if you are a manager, you're still not making a lot. The better question is, is that my future job?

A job is not the most important thing, it's your family, but how is your family relationship going to be? When are you going to start having a family? Are you going to have a family? These are some of the things to consider.

What about retirement?

Why worry about this when we haven't even attended University yet? University is the most important step right?

Most of you probably think you have it all planned out... Sorry to say this.. but you don't. How can you have a plan when you don't know your future? Time is passing by more and more quickly, so when we are in our 30 somethings we can only acknowledge the fact that we are entering mid-life.. If time is going to go by quicker and quicker, will it eventually just be a blur? Imagine that.. living a blur..

We are entering the stage of our life where we have to look at life in the big picture. Our life. We are growing up my friends.. we are bound to change.. let's just hope that change can bring us closer in the future..

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Summer Video Dump 1

So, hearing what some of you feel, I want to cheer everyone up a bit with some funny videos...

Worst Movies Ever





Worst Movies Ever 2





Street Soccer Freestyle





Annoying Apartment Neighbour




and through the request of Travis...
Maraka




Now I'll be searching for more funny videos/websites/things

Have an enjoyable summer!

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My Summer

Wow... who knew summer could by so boring... anyways, I decided to follow the K-man's idea and use Opera... Success!

So now I will be alternating between Opera, Firefox, and IE, HURRA!

Anyways, I really have nothing to say right now... not even entertainment, but I do understand it is summer, and many of you are having the same problems as I am (meaning boredom), so I have decided to start with video posts again.

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(Btw, is that^ what everyone was talking about?)

Updates

Sorry about not updating guys.. and girls.. but my mozilla is bugged for some reason, and right now I'm using IE.. so.. ya.. I'll try to fix the problem, however, if it persists I'll either reformat the comp, or update on IE (which I hate by the way..)

Have an enjoyable summer, and don't change.

-n0n4m3

Final Workplace Rant

Just a notice to people, I have finally quit my job... for those looking to apply for a job, we are definitely looking for people (I wasn't the only one, 2 guys and 2 girls left as well)...

Anyways after that last rant, I sort of gave up on the customers...

Anyways...

But lately some idiots came in, and complained about things again... I'll only tell you what happened, I've grown desensitized to such nonsense (Can you BELIEVE THAT?!).

*Ahem*

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Asshole Number 1

So it was one of those typical not-busy days in the store, very few customers, great conditions for the workers... I was just going through the "touch-ups" and we were going to close in 1 hour, I can't wait to go home. So I was daydreaming, and just cleaning the bin lids, when suddenly, an old menace loomed before me. She was old, and she was crabby. Of course, I only greeted her with my kindest regards. She completely disregarded that, and started to speak (She did not look like she was in a pleasant mood).

"I was watching you."
(oookkk... like that doesn't sound creepy...)

"You are cleaning the top of a bin, the underside of the bin lid, the scoop for that bin, and going to the next bin... I think that cloth is dirty!" said the "unpleasant woman" (Yes, I put a quote around woman).

"Oh, well I'm sorry, but I can't really change anything, if you have any complaints you'll have to talk to the manager," I said.

"Do you know how many germs there are on that cloth, and the bin lids?" "She" questioned.

"Well, really, I'm sorry, I can't change anything, If you want I could bring the manager - "

"I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!" and "she" stormed out of the store.

I'm guessing she's never coming back again, good riddance to bad rubbish.

Later I told my manager about this incidence, and he merely laughed that I got in trouble with a customer...

By the way, the bins and the cloths are probably cleaner than the one's in your home from constant use, and constant cleaning, there are just stains on it that makes it look extremely dirty.

Lesson Number 1: No one gives a shit to an asshole with no courtesy.

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Asshole Number 2

This time, the store is busy, and I just finished helping a customer. *Message to Jamie W, I was also busy*. Suddenly a Buzz Lightyear pinata fell down on top of a customer (keep in mind, these pinatas are very stable, and can only be knocked down when someone starts shaking the bins). I didn't see how it fell, I had my back turned towards it, and when it fell I picked it up and put it in the back room. When I came out, a large lady (trust me, she's neither weak, feeble, nor old) cried out "Aren't you going to ask if I'm ok?"

"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't see it fall - "

"Ya, your Buzz Lightyear pinata fell on my back, and you didn't even ask if I'm ok."

"Like I said, I'm sorry, I didn't see it fall -"

"AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK ME IF I'M OK?"

"Are you ok?"

"TOO LATE NOW!"

... No lies, that was basically the conversation, not giving me a chance to respond, she kept asking why we didn't care how she was, and when I did, she said it was too late. There's this other co-worker beside me, she's white, so the yeti didn't give her much trouble (=P). The yeti went to the cash, knocked all the other customers waiting in line out of the way, and asked where the manager was.

The supervisor was the cashier at the time, and the yeti proceeded to give the supervisor shit.
"Your Buzz Lightyear pinatas fell on my back, and none of your staff seemed to care. I think some discipline is necessary, and you better watch your pinatas, because they are a lawsuit waiting to happen!"

After that, she left the store, but before that, made a mess in the aisles. I just want to say, the pinatas were frickin' empty and they weighed practically nothing, plus (I know this sounds mean, but) she had like fifty layers of blubber protecting her, I don't even think a bullet can penetrate her.

By the way, she was flipped out, I really don't know why, her face was red, and she was shaking, and she was yelling, her voice was loud enough to make the entire store hear her. I think she thought she had the customers on her side, but when she left, the person I was helping out before this all happened came up to me, and gave me a reassuring look.

Lesson Number 2: Don't over react, you only make yourself look like a fool... and an asshole...


And ya... that's basically the kind of memories that I will keep forever, I was not traumatized one bit during either incidences. Both times, the person in charge just laughed at me for being so unlucky.

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Time for A WORKER'S EXPERIENCE!!

There's this black guy who works in the store, and we're pretty good friends. And there's a kind of birdseed called Nyger Seeds.

So apparently a redneck came into the store looked at the things on special advertisement, saw the Nyger Seeds, and gave a soft chuckle. Looked at my colleague, and asked him where the n****r seeds are at.

"Excuse me?"

"Ya, your n***** seeds, where are they?"

The manager walked by at the moment, and said:

"Our NYGER seeds are this way, it's pronounced NYGER."

Ya, he looked like a redneck, idiot, and... you guessed it, an asshole...

Lesson Number 3: Don't be racist, you're only making yourself look bad... and insulting against large groups of people... do any of these sound smart to you?

My colleague will be bitter about this for a long time... I don't blame him...

So there you go... my Final Workplace Rant, not really a rant, sort of a series of unfortunate events.

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Starcraft 2 -- Best Game Ever? Or Worst Blizzard Mistake?

This article is going to be short, because I won't say anything. It's your choice, go to:

SC2

IGN SC2 INFO

tell me what you think on the forum





kk, off for now, gonna work on history summative... (ie read more sc2 info)


p.s. watching the trailer, I was so excited I screamed out in ecstasy, and sprayed my babies everywhere

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Happy Mother's Day!!

Ok, I know none of our viewers are mothers, but I just want to remind you guys that today is the day you do something special for your mom. Remember, she was the one that threw away your diaper no matter how disgusting it was.


Mother's Day




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Virginia Tech Massacre

First, a long moment of silence for those who lost their lives in one of the most horrific school shootings in history. The Virginia Tech Massacre. May their souls rest in peace.







I myself am of Chinese decent, and was quite shocked to hear the news reporting the shooter as a Chinese student. It is shameful, and it made me tense. Then the US medias corrected their mistake, and said the killer was a South Korean, I'm not racist, but I was definitely more relieved... but also felt a little angry.

Why? The American government relies so heavily on China, yet, they pass on lies about China and just right away PRESUMES the shooter as a Chinese, they are so hostile towards China, and I'm mad because China (and the rest of the world even) could not/ did not do anything about this, or stand up to the US government's sins against humanity (Maybe a little to far? I don't think so). Of course, I decided to surf the web looking for other people's opinions upon this matter, and I'm surprised at how much hostility there is towards China even still. I don't understand...

I quote: "Why chinese media grabs and relishes this unimportant aspect is beyond me at present."

First of all, shut the FUCK up, you know nothing, so your opinions don't count. The western propaganda has worked its way into the media, the teachings, signs, attitudes, etc. The message is: China is a prominent evil waiting to attack. I'm surprised at how many people actually have a negative attitude towards China when they don't even know what China is like. Of course, we learn in history class at what propaganda is, and how they were used in the war and Communist China.

Now let me explain something to you:

propaganda, and Propaganda.

propaganda: the act of manipulating the masses discreetly, less noticeable, definitely very effective.
Propaganda: the act of manipulating the masses directly, posters, campaign, you name it...

Which is more evil? In my mind propaganda, because at least we know when Propaganda happens. What is definitely present in the Western world? mostly propaganda and sometimes Propaganda, What is used in China, mostly Propaganda, and sometimes propaganda. Know the difference, know how they relate to each other, know so you can tell when it happens.

Rewind to the shooting incident, the guy continued to say, Americans were definitely more politically correct, because their medias don't emphasize the shooter's nationality, what the FUCK is he smoking?

When the shooter was first thought to be Chinese, it was in the media EVERYWHERE. When they found out they were wrong, they didn't even apologize to their mistakes, and changed Chinese to South Korean unceremoniously.

I swear to you, if the shooter was Chinese there would have been an international outcry demanding the Chinese government's apology, plan to change, ETC! But South Korean is not as badly portrayed as the Chinese, so Americans continue to try and find more fault into the Chinese society, their media. "Why does the Chinese media emphasize the nationality so much, so much racism in China."

You may say, n0n4m3, this is just some random idiot from the US who knows diddly-squat, wears a "I'm a Dipshit" sweater everyday, smokes CrystalMeth, gets beat up everyday because he is a loser, and a poser. This is just one example of American STUPIDITY. What about the others.

I don't like to discriminate against Americans, I've met some very nice, very interesting Americans. I swear, those people's intents and attitudes are non-hostile, and most times even friendly. What can I say, the other population is just... well, dumb...

I just want everyone to realize that propaganda is happening, and it is against the Chinese government, be weary of what you read. This is why the Chinese media emphasizes the nationality so much, because they don't want even more anti-China western propaganda.

Yet, ironically, it happens, propaganda is so deeply rooted in the American Society that it passes on by itself.

I can't say anymore, I'm tired of arguing, propaganda is too strong, I feel drowned, brainwashed... ready to become one of its victims, but I can't be, and I won't be. I will be always fighting, and I'm sure the people visiting this website are intellectuals, and you too will fight against it.

Of course, before I go, I would like to say, I am truly and deeply sorry for the lives of all that is affected by this terrible, disgusting incident. Why a man decides to do such a thing, I will never understand, they just CANNOT be right in their minds.

Humbly Yours,
n0n4m3

Understanding Yourself

I found this really random video online:

Rolling Bomber Special




Its pretty funny, but I found it to be also very philosophical... the guy didn't understand himself, and the Freshmen kept telling him that he was evil. He never thought he was evil, but after multiple times of the Freshmen's encounter, he became evil. Who is he really? Who are we really? Have you really given much thought into who you are, and what kind of a person you are?

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It's Time For a Revolution...

Don't you hate the movie ratings... Have you ever wanted to watch a sweet movie, but was held back by a small rating sign, and some other snobby teenager?

Let's put everything in reality here... how exactly FAIR is the rating?

Let's take a look at the list of what is in the 18A section:

Nudity: seen that on TV...
Violence: seen that on TV...
Explicit Language: Puh-Leeezz..
Gore: It's some pieces of flesh, and we're all desensitized... what ever...
etc.

Of course, some of you may say... I haven't seen any of that!!
...
Ya right.

Just because we are teenagers with our hormones at the most excited levels, it does not mean we are going to be overly excited after seeing some exposed penis, breast, or vagina. (*Gasp*, my virgin eyes!) I would understand when the rating is 10-14, because that's when puberty is not reached yet, and innocence level is at a high.
When you are in a school yard, or around a group of teenagers, mention the word violence, see who turns around, see who gives a GAWDDAMN FUCK!
What about explicit language? Please read the sentence above.
Wee... Gore... let's go on the news, and look at some Iraq footages, or some terrorist footages, its either shooting, suicide bombing, killing, kidnapping, blood splatterings, blood spraying, or intenstines flying...

I like the way the adults think. Let's not let children watch some movie with fake deaths, fake sex, fake gore, but let them watch something ten times worse and real, the news.

What kind of people started this rating system?

***Men and women who don't have enough to do, and want the ruin the lives of the next generation, and housewives who are bored of their life, and want to feel important. They join these committees and rate movies only to not have enough time to watch their children, while they go watch "explicit content" or smoke pot.

So, I ask... how exactly fair are the ratings?

This is why I call forth a revolution... The revolution of young minds. Beat down the old corrupt system, and make the idiots who rated these movies to go suck themselves off...

Now my question is, who is with me?


(btw... the movie I wanted to watch was 300, story about that might be posted in the forum)

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***Not all men and women think this way, and not all housewives think this way... Please don't sue me!!

Questions About Life...

I'm not the best at putting down my thoughts into writing, or to express it in anyway in fact...

But, there were a couple of thoughts that had been in my mind for quite a long time... I'm just going to write it down, and everyone is free to discuss it in the forum...

*Ahem* Let me begin.


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This all started one night when I laid in bed and started questioning life, death, and beyond death. I'm sure many of you have put much thought into this, but received no answers. The harder you pondered the question, the more confusing it became. What is life? What is the meaning of life? Why do we die? Is there a God? Is there a heaven? Will I make it to "heaven" even though I do not believe in God?

I wanted to see what the Christian answers to my problems were, so I picked up the bible, and started from the beginning, right at The Genesis, full of hope that maybe "God" would let whomever into heaven no matter what they believed.

How wrong I was indeed. The story of Noah's Ark gave no relief to this feeling. Flooding everyone because he believed no one worships Him anymore. That gave me no help... I continued reading, and the more I read, the more I realized, this "God" is not what he is all cracked up to be. I like Chinese mythology better (by the way, I'm reading the psalms right now).

I may have put the Book down, but my questions are still not close to being answered. Once or twice I thought I had come close, but later realized I was just dozing off to sleep. For a grade 8 speech, I chose the topic "The Meaning of Life." I tried to "research" something about it, what did the other people think? It became too deep to fully explain, so I had to completely B.S. the assignment and get a bad mark on it.

Then I thought about what if humans have researched something that, by the time I come close to dying, can use it and to live longer, or forever? Would I want something like that? All my cells will be dead or dying, I would be paralyzed, I would be sick of life, but still, would I be brave enough to embrace the concept of death?

If not, what are some ways of becoming immortal? Cloning yourself? I became enthralled by the idea by the idea of asexual reproduction, however sick that may sound... What are some other ways of becoming immortal? Something to make cells undergo mitosis with a renewed vigour? Something that can kill cancer cells, or make them beneficial? A couple of days ago at work I was vaccuming the store (vaccuming is the most boring job ever, so while I vaccumed, I pondered the question some more) and realized, cloning is not at all the answer. What you will get is an identical twin, and instead of calling it an identical twin, you call it a clone. If your twin lives, do you somehow live through your twin? I'm thinking not...

But the question jumped back at me again, do I want to become immortal? I realized that I do not. I want to know what becomes of the world, because of my curiosity; but the end will be too sad for me to handle.

So, is my life based on a destiny? Like a completed book, from cover to cover. Maybe it is filled with fantasy, comedy, fiction, reference, and maybe even romance. Last night, my dad told me of a man who used to live in the building across from his. This man died in a huge earthquake. However, the irony about this death was, he was the first to escape from his building, he was the healthiest, strongest man in the community, and no one else but he died from the earthquake in that community.

I'll give you a background story: In 1976, there was an earthquake in Tangshan, China. It is considered one of the most destructive earthquakes in Modern History of the World.

Wikipedia explains it better:

"The Tangshan earthquake (Chinese: 唐山大地震; pinyin: tángshān dà dìzhèn) of July 28, 1976 is one of the largest earthquakes to hit the modern world, in terms of the loss of life. The epicentre of the earthquake was near Tangshan in Hebei, China, an industrial city with approximately one million inhabitants. The earthquake left 242,419 people dead, according to official figures, though some sources offer much higher estimates. A further 164,581 people were recorded as being severely injured. The earthquake came in a series of events which shook China both literally and figuratively in 1976, which was later labeled a year of curse.

The earthquake hit in the early morning, at 03:42:53.8 local time (1976 July 28 19:42:53.8 UTC), and lasted for around 15 seconds. Many sources list it as 8.2 on the Richter scale, but Chinese Government's official sources state 7.8. It was followed by a major 7.1 magnitude aftershock some 15 hours later, increasing the death toll. It was the first earthquake in recent memory to score a direct hit on a major city.^[1]"

^-Wikimedia

My city is right beside this city if you look at the map, it is Tianjin:

It sent a shockwave through the city and leveled many buildings. The community my dad lived in were all buildings, but none of them collapsed, only some of the walls of the buildings crashed down. After the earthquake occurred, they found one person who lived there to be missing... they went everywhere looking for him, but after several days could not find him. One man picked up a rotting stench somewhere from under the rubble. So they flipped the rubble, and found that he was indeed under the rubble. They dug him out. Remember, this all happened during a HOT summer with temperatures going up to 30-40 degrees, and even more in humidity. It rained often, anndd... I do not think I need to explain more.

Turns out he only had one shoe on, and ran down as quickly as possible. Ironically enough, the building he lived in did not collapse, the walls did not even collapse. What killed him was the wall from the building next to him, it fell down, and fell on him. Remember, in a community of more than 20 households, only one person died, and he was the healthiest.

Sometimes, things happen, that no one would ever expect. These coincidences seem to be too unlikely to be JUST coincidences... This goes back to my original point, maybe our lives are controlled.

So that must mean, there is no meaning to life, there is an omnipotent figure controlling us.

But I am an athiest, and as an athiest I do not believe in this theory very much. I will always want a scientific truth to life... But maybe, this is why being an athiest so hard.

*Sigh* This entire article led me to nowhere, only back to where I started. Maybe life was never meant to be figured out, only to be accepted blindly...


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"Reports of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated"

Boy, it has been a while. I've heard subversive mutterings about the demise of Asquaredx2, but believe me, I've been here, although I haven't been posting perhaps as much as I should have been. Allow me to elaborate.

This site is not at the top of my priorities. I am not making money from this site, and you, my viewers, are not paying to view this site (except perhaps for internet bills), and as such there are several items which I value more. In this case, it is ironic since I have two tests tomorrow. If you are completely blind, you would be unaware that there are other posters on this site, so this site can continue to be updated even if I'm not the one doing it. However, since this site is not (yet) presented in a manner which is discernible to the visually impaired, I don't know what you're doing on this site anyway.

Sometimes I just want to reads other people's input, but for those who suggest I retire: it's not going to happen, because I still enjoy doing this. At any rate, I have a head start because I've still done about 70% of the posting here anyway. Trust me. It's in the archives.

There have also been ongoings in my personal life, which is considerably more important to me at this point. For those who don't know, I've become a syndicated author, with my vast collection of children's stories as based off titles presented here.

Any treasury of my writings would include classics such as "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry", "Pop Goes The Hamster, and Other Great Microwave Games", "You Were An Accident", "Barney: The Prison Years", and "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence". Here's and excerpt from the latter:

"...'Oh Noes!!!!1' cried the Man with the Yellow Hat as George's lifeless body crumpled to the sidewalk. He quickly put out the flames, ensuring that he shielded his eyes from the oncoming crows who had gathered to watch the spectacle and now were looking to feast on the remains..."

I have also starred as co-writer in "Curious George and The Ebola Virus" with Aidan Parchelo and "The Little Train Who Contracted Necrotizing Fasciitis" with Thomas MC (I've mispelled your last name to many times to attempt it now). And finally, my epic ballad, "The Fire Demon", also known as "The Secret Lost in The Water Which Happened to Be On Fire", is now a major motion picture with Paramount Pictures, and is nominated for seven Academy Awards, including Best Fire.

At any rate, this is perhaps an update as I am announcing one project that has finally been completed instead of our executives continuing their indecisive ways. If you are an original reader, you'd recall that this website has a habit of starting projects but never actually following them through (ie, the webcomic that only ever had one comic [glares at Aadam]).

In this case, however, our executives basically just decided to go for it and make a decision. As such, I am now announcing publicly the installation of a forum. "Why a forum? You already have a commenting function!"

There are a few advantages to the forum that our current commenting features just can't do. The forum allows you to interact with our material, but also express opinions, which is something I've kept in the back of my mind since the inception over one year ago. Also, it allows you to start threads, and basically talk about your issues instead of listening to me whine all day. However, if you are too lazy or too insecure to register for an account, then continue to use the commenting function. That's fine too.

This is the first step to bringing this website into the 21st Century (despite the fact that it started in the 21st Century). If you know me, I'm not exactly the 1337357 of people, so whenever I try to do the most basic HTML codes, I end up completely screwing up my template (except for bold or italic) . We (the LMOM team) are still looking for a new template, we're looking at new archiving methods, and Yuxuan has some plans that if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

At the very least, this represents a step in the right direction, and hopefully adds some form of reader involvement (which many people have approached me about). If you have any further suggestions, talk to me about it in the Forum.

And now for something that's extremely overdue,

~Asquaredx2

P.S. A post without a vid! ZOMFG lol th47 15 teh amazingzor lmao t0tally 4 f1r5t! Lol kk gtg bai

*n0n4m3 edit*
Too lazy to start my own post, but our forum is undergoing what many would call, "Open-Beta". It is not "officially" started yet, so, any suggestions to make it better is absolutely welcome. If you want to be a moderator, first read all the rules, do not break any, and start posting. Who knows... You might even be a global moderator...
*n0n4m3 edit*

Happy Chinese/Lunar New Year!

Man am I ever homesick. At this time of year in China, we get a month of break, AND we get to light fireworks...

I miss my relatives, and the general atmosphere. I like crowded places, it gives you a sense of anonymity. You also get a tonne of money, with seven or eight relatives, you can get up to $800. That's pretty insane...

to every Chinese, Oriental, Asian, or even Western people...

HAPPY CHINESE/LUNAR NEW YEAR!

May the year of the Pig bring you much joy and happiness in you lives.

By the way, Chinese New Year is about excitement, and almost chaotic... Last night, New Year's Eve, should have been a day of much noise, and rejoicing, but since it's against the law in Canada, they had to ruin the tradition for us...

Here's a video of fireworks from my home"town" or like a town of 3 million people:




That is all from civilians firing fireworks, none of it from the government. This mass firework shooting begins at midnight.

This video doesn't come close to how crazy it gets, but it at least shows a bit of it...

Want more information on Chinese/Lunar New Year/ Spring Festival? Here's some information from wikipedia:

The Lunar New Year, also celebrated by Koreans, Vietnamese, Mongolian, etc. for hundreds of years, is called Korean New Year, Vietnamese New Year, etc. by other peoples and known in Chinese as the Spring Festival (Simplified Chinese: 春节; Traditional Chinese: 春節; pinyin: Chūnjié) or the Lunar New Year (Simplified Chinese: 农历新年; Traditional Chinese: 農曆新年; pinyin: Nónglì xīnnián). It is the most important of the traditional Chinese holidays (The second most important one is the Moon Festival). The festival proper begins on the first day of the first lunar month (Chinese: 正月; pinyin: zhēng yuè) in the Chinese calendar and ends on the 15th; this day is called Lantern Festival (Simplified Chinese: 元宵节; Traditional Chinese: 元宵節; Mandarin Pinyin: yuánxiāojié; Min Nan pe̍h-ōe-jī: goân-siau-chiat). Lantern Festival is also known as the fifteenth night (Mandarin Chinese: 十五晚; pinyin: shíwǔwǎn or Min Nan Chinese: 十五暝; pe̍h-ōe-jī: cha̍p-gō·-mê).

-Wikimedia

Here's a link: Chinese New Year


So once again, keep yourself safe, and enjoy the next new year...

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Valentine's Day

I quote Jamie Gardiner, "I don't have a valentine's date because I didn't foreward a chain letter!!!!" Now, back to the theme...

As you all know it is Valentine's, and I believe today is a day of loving. Not only between couples, but for everything. You can express your love to a cup of coffee, because it made you more awake, you can express your love towards your parents... etc... etc... so there shouldn't be any people having the excuse of "not having a date." As long as you express your love, you are celebrating Valentine's day.

But of course... I started to wander, how did Valentine's day start? Who was Valentine?

Here's what I found:
"Saint Valentine's Day or Valentine's Day is on February 14. It is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other; sending Valentine's cards, candy, or donations to charities, often anonymously. It is very common to present flowers on Valentine's Day. The holiday is named after two men, both Christian martyrs named Valentine. The day became associated with romantic love in the High Middle Ages, when the tradition of courtly love flourished."
--wikimedia--

didn't tell me much... so I stopped searching... if you want to read more, here's the link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine's_Day

Alright,
I'm not the most exprienced with love, nor am I the most romantic; but I can say this, I love this site, and to every viewer, I love you! Now, if you want this love to spread, spread this url... tell as many people you know about this amazing website. Really, this is not for our gain, more for raising our efforts and enthusiasm to update this website. And please, just make a quick little comment to every update, it tells us there are viewers, and the viewers like the post. It can be as simple as "This sucks" but we know what you really mean...

if you did not like a post, express how you didn't like it
if you feel a post was offensive, express how it was offensive etc... etc...

We, the people from LMOM, is working hard to make this site better, we are in the process of getting a new template, we are also thinking of starting a forum... maybe even a radio show?

We want to know what you think about this... do us a favour and post a comment...

back to my usual vid dump:


Love Corner





Fast Food Love




WaterBoy




Pick Your Own Adventure: Valentine's Date

Go take a look, absolutely fun and hilarious...


Atomfilms: Spelling Bee

A bit Anti-Valentine's... but worth watching...

So once again another post done...

On behalf of the LMOM crew, happy Valentine's day!!

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The Month Of L-O-V-E

Well, we're finally into the yay! month of February, and so, for a limited time only, actually forget that last part I just said about it being a limited time, Ima post the Love Calculator, where you type in your name and someone elses, and it calculates the % of leurve you two are in. Wow that was a long sentence.

HERE it is!

Also, THIS is a game I love. It's called Line Rider, and it's really addicting so you should all watch out. You draw lines, then click play and watch the dude in a sled try to take on your line.. slope..

Also, in order to help you all out with your increasing amounts of homework, if you add smarterchild@hotmail.com to your msn contacts, the bot will help you if you type in homework, or you can play games too. But don't swear at it, or else it won't love you.

As part of the Jesus thing, I had, before I stopped playing for a bit, made new jokes on RO and ran around shouting them. They were..(BTW, French are replacing a different Race. I don't want to be racist or anything so I'm putting French.)
1. How many French does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the instructions are in English.
2. Why did the Frenchman cross the road? To teabag the chicken. (Only FPSers and RPGers will get this. Only ROers will get the reason for it.
3. What's the difference between a Frenchman and a rock? Rocks haven't surrendered to Germany. This one's actually meant to be for French. :D. I made it up just now.

Anyways, in the excitement of the Lovely Semi-Formal coming up and the exciting Winterlude, I am leaving with an exciting bye.

Bye.

It's All About the "Cuteness"...

So, everyone is finished with exams, or some of you will be finished with exams soon enuff... no point with the humour posts this time, gonna change it up a bit...

I bring you, THE CUTE


Weird Puppy Runs Around




Sleepy Kitten




Sleepy Puppy




Cute Animals Compilation




Kitten Puppy Love

weird...





Ninja Baby




Panda Sneeze




kk, people, go have fun.

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Balls of Steel!

Alright, so, I was studying, then a certain someone *cough* CHITPIN *cough* told me to post on lmom. I felt, I had a duty, so now, here it is.

Clips from Balls of Steel:

The Man Trap





Neg's Urban Sports: Urban Sprinting






Neg's Urban Sports: Big Stranger Rodeo




Neg's Urban Sports: Burger Bowling




Neg's Urban Sports: Make'em Move




Militant Black Guy




Bunny Boiler





Lie Detector





Annoying Devil




And that is all for today!! For our visitors, keep on coming, and keep on commenting!!

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SNL Shitz

Now this first video has nothing to do with Saturday Night Live... actually, I'm not sure if it does...

StarWars Screen Test



Celebrity Jeopardy SNL

more can be found here...
Milk and Cookies


Vanilla Ice Performance

the guy is... weird... but, it was popular...



Jim Carrey - Vanilla Ice



that was pretty funny... (nothing to do with SNL)

Best Fight Scene of All Time

Now THIS is funny... (nothing to do with SNL)



kk thats all

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The CWalk

Hullo everyone. Well, after a lot of practising, I finally made a CWalking video. Please note that my sister was playing a random song so I decided to CWalk to it; I had no vote in the song at all. Anyways, please comment on it. Give some criticism. I know for next time I should point the camera a bit lower. Anyways, here it is!





w00t,
h0s

NOTE: THIS WAS COMPLETELY IMPROVISED. NO PLANNING WAS DONE.

All About Dugongs

Alright, I know this is going to be a really short post.. but I can't help it. A song this good can't be kept secret for that long. Here it is! The Dugong Song! Sing Along with me at school! I have listened to this about 50 times and it's still entertaining.. By the way.. reading this is definitely wasting your time, as I only did this as filler material. Aren't you happy you wasted 30 seconds of your life? Without further ado, the

DUGONG SONG
Dugong, Dugong,
It's the cow of the Sea-ea-ea!
Dugong, Dugong,
Also known as the manatee!
He doesnt have wings
Cuz that is silly.
Doesn't live in a tree,
That would also be silly.
Compared to the dolphin
His very close cousin
He's quite uglyyyyyyyyyyyy (So very ugly)
Repeat x Infinity


Most Sincerely,
h0ss0m3

Music! Dance! Fun!

Yes.. my amazing title tells you all...

This post is about: Music! Dance! Fun!

(by the way... I suck at dancing...)


Loituma - Ievan Polkka




The Lyrics To The Song


The Evolution of Dancing





Dick In A Box

Justin Timberlake's Christmas SNL Song




Classic Christmas Songs With An Ominous Twist






























I would just like to make a mention of another website, very much like ours, actually, almost exact replica if you will, but some people just can't get original ideas *glares at Boyang*

just kidding, take a look at the site...


its called OBESE
*The people of Like-My-Opinions-Matter do not share or agree with the opinion expressed by the people of OBESE. Viewer's discretion is advised*




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