Alright, so today is a very special day. It marks the day that Adam and Yu Xuan agreed to have me write up my very own Ragnarok Online story about Jesus, my character. I made Jesus a couple of months ago, and his purpose is to severely piss off pretty much everyone in the game by killing everyone, using pickup lines on everything and everyone, and hitting on GMs. These are just a couple of stories about Jesus and his beautiful, beautiful life.
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Alright, so a couple of days ago, I was trying my luck in pvp and this one person kept trying to kill me. Seeing as the person was a girl, I tried some ridiculous pick up lines on her. I froze her in the game, which doesnt allow you to run away from me, and tried my luck :P. These were the ones I used:
1 Jesus Loves You!
2 Ever wonder what it's like to do Jesus?
3 What's a 5 letter word for sexy? J-E-S-U-S
4 I'll show you what the word SIN really means (Only RO people will get this one)
5 omg a grl!!!1 Cyber plzoxozzx1
6 You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend
7 T> 10 Million Zeny (the cash in this game) for some FUN!
8 I love you. Marry me now. (Btw i have 6 other Wives in game :D Jesus is so pimpin')
9 I want YOU in my collection
10 Come on... you can't get pregnant again!
So, I really was expecting to get brutally told off like all my other victims, but this one was BR*. When I told her the 5th pick up line, she said "kk". I was like WTF? That should never work, so I ended up running away. Except this girl kept following Jesus around. I actually had to change characters and was too afraid to go back on Jesus that day. This and some stories to come are just some of Jesus' amazing adventures in the world of BR private servers.
* - BR people pretty much live on RO, they play it 24/7. The problem is, they dont speak english, yet they play english MMOs. It pisses everyone off.
7 comments:
Hurrah for Jesus and his escapades! You need a disclaimer saying, "Do not try in real life!"
Just pointing out, what you write in comments will determine whether I tell you another story of Jesus or not. Please give feedback, good or bad!
LoL pretty damn hilarious. Frankly, I'd hit anyone who said yes to your pick-up line number five. Of course, I *did* help you write some of those.
lol , I still find pick-up line #3 hilarious...
lolz, hos thou art such a polygamous ...uh...god?
newho theyre hilarious, expecting more soon!
very nice feedback, i believe u should proceed ho5?
Alright, I'll go ahead with Story # 2. Be sure to keep reading for more Jesus Pwnage.
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