Choose your Canada

These are really old, but I wanted to put these on the site a long time ago : ) :

"Just now at the Subway on Bank Street, I was buying my lunch and there . . . in line . . . standing in front of me . . . was a soldier. In our cities. In Canada. A soldier. He seemed to be ordering the six-inch ham and turkey. With chipotle sauce. In Canada. We’re not making this stuff up.”

“Stephen Harper has a dog. You know who else had a dog? Hitler. Adolf Hitler. That’s who. Did Stephen Harper train his dog to attack racial minorities on command? We don’t know. He’s not saying. Choose your Canada.”
“Stephen Harper likes to wear black. You know who else liked black? Darth Vader? We’re not making this up.” “Stephen Harper wears glasses. For reading. You know what he reads? The Bible. You know who else reads the Bible? George Bush. Will Stephen Harper turn Canada into a Christian theocracy? We don’t know. He isn’t saying. Choose your Canada.”

Anyways, I found the originals here.

~Asquaredx2