Fucking Back from Fucking Break

Sorry everybody about my 1 week of being AWOL. I just really needed a break, because the break sort of found me... (being sick for a week)

now I choose this day to be back because it is

NEW YEAR'S EVE!! FUCKING YA!

...sorry...

I actually hate new year's... reminds me of another year gone, another year closer to death, another year of wasting away... just another fucking year of fucking stupidity...

so I'm here today, to talk about fucking new year's

new year's fucking sucks...

JUST FUCKING KIDDING!

enough of new year's bashing

time to fucking pwn (pronounced "own")

For the Gentlemen, the Most Useful Guide You'll Need In Life
The Fucking PMS Survival Guide





Some Fucking SNL Shit To Blow Your Fucking Mind
Jennifer Aniston's Fucking Monologue





She's Fucking Hot


Some Fucking MadTV Shit to Blow Your Fucking Mind
Tickle Me Emo






What To Fucking Do When You're Caught Fucking Cheating (...While Fucking...)





Robot Chicken (5 Stages of Fucking Death (...Not While Fucking...)



And that was my fucking post...

Once again, the hard working people here at LMOM or Like-My-Opinions-Matter.Blogspot.com would like to wish you a GREAT FUCKING NEW YEAR! MAY ALL YOUR PLANS BE MET, AND MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE IN THIS NEW YEAR!

-=n0n4m3=-

Christmas Filler

Right, so Blogger's acting all laggy and delayed, and everyone's pretty busy at this time, so I guess it's Filler Time^® (that's right, it's registered). 'Tis the summative season and everyone's quite, quite busy, meaning that not only are we not going to be able to update frequently, but Aidan, Thomas and I are going to have to delay the release of our Christmas CD featuring musical hits like "Rudolph the Manically Depressed Reindeer", "The Twelve Days of Stabbing", and "Michael Jackson's Coming To Town". I know, I know, the news is heartbreaking. Anyways, I thought as filler I could mildly amuse you (or horrify/disturb you) with pictures of babies terrified by Santa (thanks Aidan for finding this). Just click on the pic above.

Have an overwhelmingly politically correct holiday or a generally festive late december/early january!

All the best,

the LMOM team...or more specifically, just
~Asquaredx2

Jesus Episode 2

***Note: The Assassin Guy in the third Pic got really pissed at me. I don't think it was a girl...
Game Master(GM) Harrassement

Don't you just hate it when people start reporting you for every little stupid thing you do in a game? You could just be waltzing down a street and they'd be like omgwtfh4xdanc0rzreported before you tell them to type /waltz or whatever. Well, I know for a fact that the GMs hate this stuff, and pretty much hate being talked to, bothered, or even given presents. They pretty much suck. It must come from sitting on the computer 24/7 telling kids not to do things. Anyways.. I hadn't tried to pick up anyone for a while, but there were some Game Masters hanging around in a city, and I couldn't resist. So, I went through my pickup line sequence and they got really pissed at me and banned me from the game for three days. I told them that hitting on GMs wasnt illegal, and they knew I was right. So, they unbanned my Jesus, but made a new rule saying"no GM harrassement. THIS INCLUDES HITTING ON THEM." That's pretty harsh stuff right there. I mean, they should be flattered! Not Everyone gets..... wait.. nevermind.
Note: All these experiences occur on Nameless Ragnarok Online. If You want to join Jesus and his crusade, tell me.

Jesus... Episode 1?

Alright, so today is a very special day. It marks the day that Adam and Yu Xuan agreed to have me write up my very own Ragnarok Online story about Jesus, my character. I made Jesus a couple of months ago, and his purpose is to severely piss off pretty much everyone in the game by killing everyone, using pickup lines on everything and everyone, and hitting on GMs. These are just a couple of stories about Jesus and his beautiful, beautiful life.

Striper18
Alright, so a couple of days ago, I was trying my luck in pvp and this one person kept trying to kill me. Seeing as the person was a girl, I tried some ridiculous pick up lines on her. I froze her in the game, which doesnt allow you to run away from me, and tried my luck :P. These were the ones I used:
1 Jesus Loves You!
2 Ever wonder what it's like to do Jesus?
3 What's a 5 letter word for sexy? J-E-S-U-S
4 I'll show you what the word SIN really means (Only RO people will get this one)
5 omg a grl!!!1 Cyber plzoxozzx1
6 You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend
7 T> 10 Million Zeny (the cash in this game) for some FUN!
8 I love you. Marry me now. (Btw i have 6 other Wives in game :D Jesus is so pimpin')
9 I want YOU in my collection
10 Come on... you can't get pregnant again!
So, I really was expecting to get brutally told off like all my other victims, but this one was BR*. When I told her the 5th pick up line, she said "kk". I was like WTF? That should never work, so I ended up running away. Except this girl kept following Jesus around. I actually had to change characters and was too afraid to go back on Jesus that day. This and some stories to come are just some of Jesus' amazing adventures in the world of BR private servers.
* - BR people pretty much live on RO, they play it 24/7. The problem is, they dont speak english, yet they play english MMOs. It pisses everyone off.

WINNERS!!

Ok, very happy that this contest is over so fast, this means, a lot of you are ready to take on the challenge! Yay!

Now, I will announce the winners...

THE WINNERS ARE...

*drum roll*


NUMBER 1 WE HAVE.... SINGCHERN!!!

NUMBER 2 WE HAVE.... BOYANG!!!!
Congratulations to both of you, and the prize will be given next week!
***
as for the answers..

1. When was the first blog entry? We accepted 2 answers: December 13, 2005, and November 2005

2. Where was the first LMOM posting? On Adam S's msn live spaces.

3. What was G33K's original name? Acub3dx3, ya, tried to copy but failed... lol j/k

Congratulations to everyone who tried, and keep visiting LMOM for the next competition! Because the next winner might just be YOU!

***The prize is not a WII...
you wish Boyang... you wish...

100 POSTS!!!

Yes, very happy to announce, it is the 100th posting!!

Originally, Asquaredx2 was going to do this post, but he decided to pass it onto someone else...

So, on behalf of Asquaredx2, Ho5, Phleet, and... I guess G33K... he didn't do much...
we want to thank our frequent visitors, and hope you would keep on coming! Of course, we are trying to make this site better, so stay tuned for wonderful events!

Ok as a special 100th post! We are going to come up with an event! A LMOM TRIVIA*!!!

The winner wins great** prizes!!

*Only participants from Ottawa
**May not be so great...

To win this prize, you MUST answer all three questions correctly, as a reminder, LMOM members are not allowed to help, not allowed to participate, if found out that a certain player had an unfair advantage, the contest will be cancelled, and maybe renewed...

1. When did LMOM begin?
2. Where did it originally begin?
3. What was G33K's original name?

the first person to answer all 3 questions correctly will win..
to answer the questions, please send an email to:

www.lmom@gmail.com

for lmom team members, pm me for psswrd...

THIS CAN ALL BE SEARCHED, OR FOUND OUT ON THE INTERNET, IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, AND A PATIENCE YOU WILL FIND THE ANSWER!!


**PHLEET = JAMIE W
H05 = JOSH D
G33K = AADAM N
ASQUAREDX2 = ADAM S
N0N4M3 = YUXUAN G

now back to our original content...

Pokémon!

German pokemon?



Darth Vader Pokemon?


Natalie Portman Gansta Rap

Very Funny


Should Be Titles For OJ Simpson's Books...

(click on picture for more)
While we are here, I just want to hear you opnions about this guy, we are now 90% sure he commited this crime, and obviously, we should be put in jail...

but he's not! Because of one law, Double Jeopardy. Do you think, we should allow a second trial?

If so, why? If not, why?

Personally, I think so, because of incidents like these, plus, what good does it serve anyway? If a person didn't commit a crime, they don't need to go on trial for a second time, so they're guilty...

so why do we still have this law? I mean, everyone can see that this law is pretty much useless...



ANYWAYS... PEACE OUT

-=n0n4m3=-

Summatives and Such

Well, it's summative time, and French class of course makes ours due so we have to stress on about it all through vacation. So im here to bring along some french humor:
http://yoyo.its.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/french/
Be sure to definitely check this out, i recommend looking at the french pronunciation and insulting french phrases. I've always wanted to know how to say "haven't the cops caught you yet?" in french. WARNING: You might take offence to some of the stuff on that site.

Anywho, as the TIK2O computers summative is also up and running, i will supply you with possibly the best joke known to humanity. You've probably all heard it but here goes...
Why do computer programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
Because DEC25 = OCT31!!!
Zomg. So... it's dutch christmas today so if any of you feel like putting out your clogs next to the fireplace, Sinter Klaus may put some oranges or something in it. Or coal.

Anyways, I'm off! Vrolijke Kerstmis aan allen,
H05

Update

Inspiring message found here.

Alright, made a couple little changes to the site that may or may not make your life easier (at least, the infinitesimal portion you spend looking at this site easier).
Number One: comments will now appear in a pop-up window. This way, you can comment while not leaving the actual post page. I'm not sure if this is complicated by pop-up blockers, if it is please fill me in and if need be I will go back to the older system.
Number Two: I am now requiring word verification for comments. This may seem like a pain in the ass at first, but I've gotten alot of bot comment which I hope this will get rid of.
Number Three: I added a new member. More members = more posts = better. Or so I hope. Unless he's the second coming of g33k (curse your bi-annual posting.)
Number Four: None of you could care less about this one, but I got rid of "oddum's adventures" in the sidebar. It doesn't exist anymore. I'll hopefully add more links when I find good ones.

Right, that's about it, just checkin' in and filling you in on why an annoyingly white box pops up in when you try to comment.

~Asquaredx2

Long Time, No Post

Wow..its probably been about a year since I last posted. Anyway, I thought I'd try my hand at a video post, so here goes:

300 fps: Retarded paintballers
Shotgunning! (Its not what you think)
Scary Movie 4 Clip <- Listen, don't watch
And Finally, a game, Thing Thing Arena 2

Remember, this is my FIRST video post. Nyah.

~g33k

P.S. Someone teach me how to embed video.

Webfilter Violations

At school, don't you just hate it when you can't get onto those games sites you've been wanting to go on since grade 9? Well, we have a solution! http://p.ipzy.com is the site for you! All you have to do is uncheck all the boxes, then type in the URL you want to visit and click browse. It'll work for pretty much anything. However, I know it doesnt work for Facebook or other log-in places.

I especially hate it when you REALLY want to play some other good games when you're in the computer lab, and your teacher won't mind at all, seeing as they are dumb/dead/momentarilly knocked unconscious. http://www.frenchhelp.info changed my life XD. It is a site composed of two forms, one with "french help", and one with a games list full of games not blocked by the webfilter thing. All you gotta do it click and drag the screen to make both forms fit on the page. Simple as that.

Anyways, that's about it for my uber first post,
TTYL!!!1
H05

Stories from the Working Life

Anyways, I decided this post wasn't going to be a vid post...

instead, I wanna get a few things off of my mind.

Working at Bulk Barn is fun, but sometimes the people... man, they just drive me OFF THE F***ING WALL...

Here are some events...

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Today, I was vacuuming, suddenly the power shuts off (this is normal, sometimes people unplugs it accidentally, this I can take), when I go back to plug it in again I meet the old fruit bag that unplugged my vacuum, she says:

"my buddy and I think this cord is too dangerous... so i unplugged it..."

right then, i was furious, i wanted to smack her! I worked 6 hours already, and have 2 more to go, I'm dead tired, and this imbecile unplugs my cord expecting me to stop vacuuming? WTF was wrong with her head?

think about it, vacuuming has to be done, anyone with an higher IQ than Bush knows that... do you want food that was half eaten by rats? or do you look on the ground, see the cord, then walk AROUND THE FU**ING THING?

ok, let's forget that, here's something else that she could've taken 30 seconds to think of, maybe, the person vacuuming can't do SHIT about this? maybe you have to talk to the manager, who DOESNT GIVE A FU** ABOUT THIS EITHER! but might have? maybe the manager, or better yet, the owner could change this..

how does stopping me from working so I get off work EVEN FU**ING LATER, benefit her?

she was my asshole of the day...

... ok ...

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Another day...

I was mopping, I had just finished this aisle, when suddenly a person decided to walk down it, she was looking directly at me, eye to eye and she smiled, said "Oh, I'm sorry." Continues to walk down the aisle, not EVEN looking at anything in the aisle! Meaning, she wasn't even look for ANYTHING in this FU**ING AISLE!

this is like, somebody cuts you, smiles and says "Oh, I'm sorry." then continues to cut you...

obviously not as extreme, but think about it... it's not hard...

... ok ...

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similar incident, except...

i finished mopping an aisle, we were 5 minutes from closing, an old bat hurries into the store, walks down my aisle to go to the next aisle...

first of all, you're NOT supposed to shop 5 minutes from closing,

second of all, you should LOOK at where you walk...

i had to fu**ing remop the aisle again... the second i was done, she comes, says "Excuse me" pushed me to the side, walks down the aisle, stops half way, gets something, then leaves...

ok... remop again...

i was almost done, and she walks down my aisle!

i wanted to... yes.. you guessed it, smack her silly...

... ok ...

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co-worker's experience...

she was a cashier, a person comes down, and puts hemp granola on the counter, (for those of you who didn't know, hemp granola has pumpkin seeds in it), cashier says,
"hemp granola..."
person: "no, pumpkin"

cash: "ok. hemp granola"

btw, it was hemp granola for sure...

person: "no! pumpkin!"

cash: "there's pumpkin in hemp granola, i know..."

person: "no! pumpkin!"

anyways, it took a while but finally, the person found out it was, in fact, hemp granola.

...ok....

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i am now done my long rant from the working life...

here are just some funny names for food products

there's a kind of cereal in the store called: Adventure Crunch!

who knows wat will be in ur next CRUNCH! (no, it just doesnt work for food products, especially cereals...)

and there's a kind of snack mix called: Garden of Eatin'

*no comment*

...... ok....

-=n0n4m3=-