Hallowe'en

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Yes, it is Hallowe'en... (yet I spent the whole night working, what a shame...)

but more importantly it is Asquaredx2's birthday, yes.

On Behalf of the rest of the staff from LMOM (LMAO!! WHAT A JOKE!!) and our numerous visitors (LMAO!! I CRACK MYSELF UP!) we wish you the best birthday EVAR! And best of luck to you in the future!

Here is a birthday cake, its just a picture, however you can print it off then eat it... if you really want to i guess...


















*note* I was going to post some more videos but YouTube was really slow tonight...


~n0n4m3

The Halo God

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OK, I'm feeling pretty bored right now, so I guess I'll make a couple more posts. This is a video I'm sure alot of you have seen, it's on Google Video, Metacafe, and probably YouTube (I didn't bother checking), but I guess I like the Metacafe embeddable player the most. Eventually, I'll stop just putting up vids, and hopefully have some slightly oroginal content, but man, does Mr. McCabe assign alot of work. But I digress. Halo 2, developed by Bungie came out November 9th, 2004, and is widely considered to be the best game out for the Xbox 360. To me, it comes down to a tie between Halo 2 and GRAW, but it's just a matter opinion (yes, I'm trying to avoid using that joke, it gets lamer every time. As if it ever wasn't lame).
Since that time, an organisation called Halo Pro has been established for people who are absolute freaks at/for the game, which sponsors the gamers, meaning they don't have to go to work, so they can spend all their time playing the game. This guy/girl is one of them. I personally don't understand how people can get this good at a game in so little time, even if they spent all their time playing it. Seriously. The no-scope head-sniping and no-look sticking is ridiculous.


Halogod - The Untouchable - video powered by Metacafe

~Asquaredx2

More On Borat

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Alright, this is a new movie coming out, starring Sacha Cohen, also known for his work as Ali G. Based on your response to another vid we showed advertising Borat, either you guys just don't care, or haven't heard of it coming out. But I am hyped for this movie. Here's another "official trailer, I think this one is a little funnier than the other one. Warning to Jamie: He sunbathes in this one too. Just close your eyes.

Borat -I Come To America - video powered by Metacafe

~Asquaredx2

High Precision Archery

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When I was about 8 or so, my dad bought me a fiberglass bow and some arrows. I remember trying to hit a target from about 5 metres away, and missing pretty much every time. Eventually, I gave up, and my dad and I just had contests to determine who could shoot an arrow farther. I don't know what that has to do with this video, but I know from past experience that this is harder than it looks. Which is really saying something.


Ultra Precision Archery - video powered by Metacafe

~Asquaredx2

Very Interesting....

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Sweet, Borat's movie is coming out soon, I know I have showed some of you his trailer already, and yes, it is rated "R," but it is really a funny movie, some of you may find this insulting towards other countries and such, and he makes fun of Jews, but just keep in mind, the beginning is actually filmed in Romania, and he, Sacha, is Jewish.

This is not showing of direct hatred towards other countries, and it could as easily have been Canada, so please, don't get offended, or at least try not to....

First 4 Minutes of Borat







You'll love this website..

The History of Computer Commercials



computer



a little family guy...

Prehistoric Playboys






I'm pretty sure you guys have heard of David Blaine, if not, he is a street magic performer... now some people made a spoof about it:

David Blaine: YouTube Edition





I'm With a Rapist!
not really... no...






That is all for tonight, I have to go sleep now...

Less Updates!

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I would just like to say something short but may affect your life for the worse! (or for the better)

I, n0n4m3, will make... LESS... POSTINGS!

Yes, Yes, all very upsetting, I understand... but with pressing school work, and "work" work (that sounds funny), I have decided to lessen it to either 1-2 postings per week, like I said, I will try to make posts, but I can't guaranty anything.

This is shocking news, I understand, I now have "some" sort of a "life" and can no longer quench the thirst of the masses....

So without further ado, I bring you:

KITTEN VS. PAPER SHREDDER
(Its a cute video)




3D Tetris


tetris

this is just confusing...


India Micheal Jackson!



the latest rip-off from Bollywood

Crazy Hobos!



"Don't stop rolling, this is great stuff..." Smart guy! Smart guy!

New Aircraft Designed to Take Tourists to Space

omg... my dream come true?

That Mitchell and Webb Look, A Heroin Addict's Christmas



these guys are pretty funny!

That Mitchell and Webb Look, Funny Money






That Mitchell and Webb Look, Biomedical Drama




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That would be all for today, tune in for next week!


BTW!!!! JOIN RO!!!

Mike Check Test Test One Two

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Well, I'm back from my "vacation." The school year has started, the soccer season is rolling, not to mention basketball preseason, hockey, fotball, and MLB playoffs. I will not lie to you, my mind has been else where. Actually, a while back I attempted to post something, but it wiped out the entire website and I had to delete the post, which IMHO was really well written. Friggin html. Anyways, one must applaud N0n4m3 (I hope I got that right) 's efforts by practically going at a post-a-day rate, so I felt bad for not backing him up. The hitcount has soared over the past few weeks, and I'm very thankful for that. Right. Anyways. My problem in posting was when I tried to copy - paste a story from another site, and somehow the written stuff blacked out. I kept trying to fix it, and the whole site got blacked out. So that's my lousy half-assed excuse as to why I haven't posted in a month. OK, since I don't want to return with some lame post that makes you wonder why you ever came here before Yuxuan, I guess I should stick in something that makes it worthwhile for you to read this.

The following is an excerpt from Russell Peters famous comedy night thing, personally one of my favourite parts. The entire thing was filmed, so maybe I figure out how I can stick all the parts together and get a working piece. As head lawyer of LMOM I must tell you; The following views expresed are RusselL Peters' and do not reflect those of LMOM. Some of you may find this racist. Please do not sue.


Tight Chinese - video powered by Metacafe

~Asquaredx2

Here's a link dump for any of you who made it this far:

Joga Bonito: The Zlatan Gum Chewing Incident
Very well done vid of "Fat" Ronaldo
Really Really Really Really Stupid Criminals

First Saturday of October!

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Didn't post last two days, and reason will be...

PLAYING Ragnarok Online!!!!

You have gotta play! Come join our Canadian guild headed by Hos D.

(No full names will be displayed)

It is actually quite fun, if you want to play contact me at:
bartmanrules@hotmail.com
or
my gmail account

or contact Hos D

so come on and join up!

(I may provide a song with it later on... if the need arises)

ok
so first of! The greatest fairy tale ever!


Girls may resent that...

Fry that Chicken



Ten Best Borat Skits


Top 10

Cartoon SuperStars to the Rescue




I think this promotes drug-use...

Google Code Search


Jamie might like this




What an... Interesting... Documentary...

Jesus Camp



He Spins Stuff Better Than You







Is this F***ing Insane or What?!?

Nerf Sniper Rifle


Lego Gun

omg.. I have to build these things!!


That's the post today, maybe more on monday!

BeatBoxing

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As the name suggests, this post will be mostly on beatboxing. Beatboxing is an art that has fascinated me for quite a while now... I just wanna know how to do it!

(If anyone knows, please teach me, lol)

First off
Beatbox Effex



The beginning is weird, but it gets better as he progresses...

UK BeatBox Championships



Holy Cow...

Rahzel






Here's just some random guy...
Random Guy1
Random Guy2
Random Guy3
Random Guy4

Done for the day!

-=- n0n4m3

Very Happy Day!

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Today, I am extremely excited because you may or may not of heard (I use that a lot) I got my first real job today, so as a celebration I will make an extra long post!

(Hope this works!!)

This page will mostly be dedicated to music!

Bob Ricci
Dont know if you guys had heard of Bob Ricci yet, he makes music parodies, if you've never heard of the newer songs, fastforward to "Mrs. Claus," I'm sure you've heard of this!



(Yes, weird looking guy... I know... But seriously, good music...)


Da Breakup Song!

Make Your own breakup song so the breakup won't be so harsh!!

Just enter the name and the reason!

The Sad Music Video of Boxman



The Simpsons' Couch compilation

Very funny!

THE WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER?

lmao!! So funny! Retarded guy...

THE BEST LOVER!

The Secret of The Magic "8" Ball Revealed!
oooo... ahhhh...


WTF?!?
If you can make sense out of this video, you get...

Someone Make Sense Out of This!

A CONGRATULATORY SLAP ON THE BACK!!! *Angelic Music*

Done with my post for today, maybe more tomorrow!


Testing, Testing, 123...

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This is my post to test how stable LMOM is right now, it will be a quality post, so take a look, however, if it doesn't work so well, it will never be seen again... EVER!

a first person shooter (fps):
For those of you who don't know who he is, he is "FPS_Doug,"
visit http://www.purepwnage.com to find out more information, and watch some of their videos
*warning explicit content PG14*
btw, you should have a pretty intense gaming vocabulary to understand...



this is just weird... an 60's - 70's music dance video that fits a modern POP song perfectly!

That is all for today, hopefully, this post will stay...

We'll Be Back

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As everyone may or may not have known, Like My Opinions Matter has been having some issues over the past week...

We are still trying to find out what the issue is before we can make another post, so this problem will not happen again. Please stay with us for another bit, and stay tuned for a post from Asquaredx2 to find out what will happen.


-n0n4m3